Always Be Basic
I've transcended Basic status: I use Pumpkin Spice the whole year long.
How do I do this?
It's simple. You see, around Fall, everyone starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes, pretzels, candy corn, popcorn, cereal, and basically anything else you can think of. Oh, and pumpkin pies, of course.
The problem is that they only do this once a year. If you are like me and enjoy the Pumpkin Spice flavor, you have to wait a whole year to get it again.
That's where the transcendence comes in.
To transcend, here's the exploit:
- Go to your local Supermarket
- Find the Spice isle
- Find Pumpkin Spice
- Buy all of it
- Add it to everything you eat for the next year
It's really that simple. Now I'm always Basic.
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